My Life ,I Swagg it Out
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
c0llin-hanley:

omg…mind fucked, everyone just look at it.

c0llin-hanley:

omg…mind fucked, everyone just look at it.

baby are you
Falling asleep on the train/bus…

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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via sodamnrelatable

When people say “Let’s give them a round of applause”

theofficialsofiathai:

Normal people:

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Me:

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